Drinking water in white cans donated by Anheuser-Busch
The local equivalent of “the check is in the mail”
A brown strip of skin stretching from where rubber gloves end to where T shirts begin
Interminable city council meetings. “Got to go, I’m late for Buns of Steel.”
Grand Forks’s version of survivor guilt
Spacing out. “Sorry, I was having a flood moment.”
Source: Toby Baker, Grand Forks
