In the bottom of the fifth inning against the Phillies, Colon singled off Elvis Araujo. Curtis Granderson then singled, advancing Colon to second. Juan Lagares was next up and hit a sharp line drive out to center field.

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That’s when Colon decided to get frisky.

Sadly, Lucas Duda grounded into a double play and Colon was unable to scamper home, which is a shame for the fans. It’s a shame for baseball.

Shame on you, Lucas Duda.